The backwards hat

Tonight I came from basketball to tutoring with my BYU hat on backwards.  One of the high school girls was like, "nice backwards hat".   I can read sarcasm from a mile away....Its my game so its hard to beat me at.  Some previous girls that also thought they knew me said the same thing "you, and a backwards hat, it doesnt work".  Actually, the backwards hat is my personality.  In the future, no one will keep me from wearing the hat backwards when I want, because it is who I am.  Most people know the nice kid that will do anything for you.  If will go out of my way for people that like me and people that dont like me, but that doesnt mean Im a pushover or that I have no edge.  Really, the backwards hat is who I am, because I am never who you think I am.  You think Im the nerd that does science and math.  Well, English was my favorite subject all through high school.  I love lit.  Poems and classic works are my favorites.  I enjoy country music, hip-hop, regaetton, bachata, metallica, and many others.  Though I may do anything for you in normal circumstances, you dont want to be on the opposite side of me on a basketball court, a soccer pitch, or anything similar.  I will be nervous and quiet if you dont know me, but Ill be the loudest kid if you do.  I love to cut loose on the dance floor and have fun.  In the end, I enjoy helping people more than anything else, but I love to have fun...so Ill keep rockin my swag how I will and ya'all can quit whining about it!  

Awkward lunch

Ill preface this by saying I know I am going to take a lot of crap from the female gender for this one.  Hear me out anyway, I thought it had some hilarity.  So I am sitting in a Rubios eating lunch facing the temple outside.  A cute blonde girl walked right through my view and so I looked at her and smiled and she was already smiling back.  Cute blonde girl proceeded to enter the Rubios.  There was probably a good 15-20 seats open in various places, so there was no way she was gonna take the one right between me and awkward Doctor I cant take phone calls quietly and have to take them all through lunch.  Well, I was wrong she rolled up right to the spot that was so ridiculously close to me it wasnt even funny.  If you can eat from the other persons burrito or kiss them without moving, probably to close for a first encounter.  So said blondie decides shes just gonna keep her headphones in.  I am just chillin in the world of mixed signals.  Crazy girl goes through all this effort to sit awkwardly next to me but wont take the headphones off so I could actually start a conversation.  In the middle of eating Dr Crazy left and the girl slid over. I was like "ok off the hook, message is she just really wanted to sit on this row".  Well she slid out got salsa and then slid awkardly right back over to that close seat.  By now, I was done eating and not gonna try to pull her out of her ipod world.  Sorry girl, I know it looks like you made a ton of effort daring to move next to me and take the only seat nearby, but seriously if you want me to talk to you lose the headphones.